New Year is a special season for the people living across the world. In every country, this season is getting celebrated in a very prosperous way. New Year is a time in which we are going to say goodbye to the past days and thus welcome the new set of 365 days. Thus we need to wish our friends, colleagues, family members with jokes, greetings, funny lines, captions etc. Here in this topic, we will show you some of the best New Year Jokes which you can choose to send to your favorites ones. Sending of wishes via jokes also feels other better during the season of New Year.

In that particular time, everybody remains in the New Year season mood and plan their parties and all. So it is the time for you all to celebrate this special time in such a way that the New Year days will start with new thoughts and wishes. Everybody thinks and make a wish that the upcoming days of the life will spend in a very beautiful way. Whatever is done in the previous year is a past and do not need to turn back on those days.

So to start to entertain others in the season of New Year you must need to send them some jokes via wishes. Thus we refer you all the below points to get the best New Year Jokes in this New Year season.

Some of the best New Year jokes to refer for you all:

As we told you that New Year Jokes is a part of messages which you can send to wish others in New Year occasion. The wishes can be sent via various social networks, greetings, text messages, etc. So, get your best New Year Jokes from the contents which are listed below.

What did the bull say on January 1? Happy New Steer.
Why is New Year’s a slice of bread’s least favorite holiday? It has to make a toast.
How did Prince celebrate the new millennium? He partied like it was 1999.
What was the opening line of the spice rack’s New Year’s toast? “Cheers to the good thymes!”
Why should you put your new calendar in the freezer? To start off the new year in a cool way.
Why do birds fly south for New Year’s Eve? Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s the best New Year’s resolution? 1080p.
What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Day!
What do criminals pay on Jan. 1? New Year’s restitution.
What does a field grow on Jan. 1? New Year’s hay.
What’s the one group that hates New Year’s Day? The New Year’s Eve cleanup crew.
Why should you never anger fireworks on New Year’s Eve? You might just set them off!
What’s the one type of pain that you’ll welcome on New Year’s Eve? Cham-pain!
What is corn’s favorite holiday? New Ear’s Day.
Why was the Hershey bar bummed on New Year’s Eve? It got stuck waiting for a midnight Kiss.
What’s the worst part of jogging on New Year’s Eve? The ice falling out of your drink!
What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve? Social security.
What’s the luckiest band on New Year’s Day? Black-Eyed Peas.
My New Year’s resolution is to have my cup half full… of champagne.

Conclusion:

That’s all about the topic of New Year Jokes for you all. Hope you all are satisfied with the content which we have referred you to the above point. If you think that you have your own jokes which you have already created for your beloved ones, then you can also send those in the season of New Year. Otherwise, you can definitely select the above-discussed Jokes for your friends, colleagues as well your family members. So, wish you a many Happy New Year and may you will spend better days from this year ahead.